Growing old and they don't like it
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| / | 0:32:50 | 128kbps | 44100 | 30.13 MB | |
 | After 2 years talking about doing a podcast, the guys finally get their act together, and cover, among other things, large chins, physical deterioration, check out inventories, work toilets and jealous partners. Growing old and they don't like it. keywords: comedy, stand-up, football, weekly, Daniel, Ruiz, Tizon, London, south, city, temping, women, relationships, work, kids, open-mic | ||||
| / | 0:45:01 | 128kbps | 44100 | 41.32 MB | |
| This week, PDHM comes from Room 11 of an SW1 hotel, Daniel's new temporary abode, where he and Mick discuss, among other things, Micky's new varicose vein, Daniel's tiny shower room, when the maids will begin to steal Daniel's belongings and mannerisms that the pair have appropriated and made their own. Also featuring Facilities Management Officer Simon Bruce and Wowser, who is struggling with a sweaty work chair. Growing old and they don't like it. keywords: comedy, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Sabotage Times, Micky Boyd, hotel, comedy | ||||
| / | 0:40:31 | 128kbps | 44100 | 37.16 MB | |
| Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
This week, the disaffected South London duo discuss Net curtains, hairstyles Micky would love to have had, the consequences of not putting a new partner's name on a greeting card and ATM etiquette.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: ATMs, comedy, stand up, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, Sabotage Times, life, London, funny, football weekly, relationships | ||||
| / | 0:41:29 | 128kbps | 44100 | 38.04 MB | |
| They're growing old and they don't like it.
This week Daniel and Mick make clear their disdain for the leaving card, discuss Cravendale, partners whose world class displays in the bedroom cause concern, bogeymen and Mick's mid-90s yearning for the french crop.
Growing old and they don't like it. keywords: Football Weekly, Cantona, Cravendale, stand up, comedy, life, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, women, office temps, work, sport | ||||
| / | 0:50:37 | 128kbps | 44100 | 46.41 MB | |
| They're growing old and they don't like it.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
This week sees the return of the Micky Tardis, feigning injury and how the Argentina '78 World Cup saw Daniel tell his first ever lie, Nigel Havers' hair, lesions, which skin conditions would put you off your partner during the early stages of a relationship, and the ongoing saga of the missing hooded top. Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Comedy, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, podcast, stand up, life, relationships, women, football, GPs, funny, Sabotage Times | ||||
| / | 0:44:05 | 128kbps | 44100 | 40.42 MB | |
| They're growing old and they don't like it.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. Growing old and they don't like it keywords: 300,comedy,stand up,Daniel Ruiz Tizon,Sabotage Times,Micky Boyd,fridges,Farah Fawcett,Football Weekly,London,life,women | ||||
| / | 0:47:55 | 128kbps | 44100 | 43.94 MB | |
| Growing old and they don't like it.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
Micky's had root canal and gone out and got himself a dog. Daniel meanwhile has been explaining the backstory to some stains to his dry cleaner and coming to terms with his frugality.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Marley, dogs, Micky Boyd, comedy, life, Sabotage Times, cars, football weekly, Kelner, Berbatov | ||||
| / | 0:45:13 | 128kbps | 44100 | 41.46 MB | |
| Growing old and they don’t like it.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
This week, Daniel frets that he will have to return the favour and buy a colleague a pricey sandwich before his work contract runs out; Micky is the world's most biased referee; we take our latest tour of Micky's Body Beautiful, this week's excursion featuring his burly 1970s torso; and in the event of their deaths, the guys wonder how long their widows would wait before hooking up with new men.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Daniel Ruiz Tizon, comedy, Micky Boyd, SabotageTimes, football weekly, The Guardian, widows, torso, life, funny, comedy, | ||||
| / | 0:36:01 | 128kbps | 44100 | 33.03 MB | |
| Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
This week, Micky's a broken man as he may have bitten off more than he can chew decorating at home; Daniel needs a new gesture to get in with his aunt's new concierge; Facilities Management Officer Simon Bruce talks screen glare and why do people think they can't be seen through frosted bathroom windows? Growing old & they don't like it keywords: Comedy, stand up, SabotageTimes, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, London, Life, Funny, work, football weekly, Tears For Fears | ||||
| / | 0:48:05 | 128kbps | 44100 | 44.08 MB | |
| Daniel has his new transitional hairstyle as he starts the long preparation for turning 40 in 2012 (41 years before his predicted death); Micky looks back at his nearly-trial with Chelsea back in '87; the ordeal of being a guest or host; Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong on his fear of becoming a regular anywhere; and an illicit meeting with an American culminating in a refusal to high five.
Introducing Clay Lowe.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Funny, sabotage times, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, biceps, stand up, football weekly, Guardian, Miranda Sawyer, Micky Boyd, hair, work, | ||||
| / | 0:39:05 | 128kbps | 44100 | 35.88 MB | |
| This week, Daniel and Micky try to mend their friendship following Daniel's meeting with the American; Micky continues his tour of his body beautiful, this week guiding us around his formidable hairy shoulders; shaving - love it or loathe it; and items of clothing worn to keep your partner quiet.
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Sabotage Times, Football Weekly, comedy, London, funny, life, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, banter, slimfit jeans, shaving | ||||
| / | 0:42:03 | 128kbps | 44100 | 38.59 MB | |
| Daniel bows out of his job on an embarrassing note, Micky struggles to match a friend’s spectacular Jack O’ Lantern ahead of his Halloween bash (to which Dan is not invited), and Micky gets called out by the American with the 22” guns.Plus Mickellaneous and new PDHM game, 'Toilet Bingo'!
Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Sabotage Times,Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, comedy, London, work, Halloween, stand up, podcast, Football Weekly, Life, temping | ||||
| / | 0:49:32 | 128kbps | 44100 | 45.44 MB | |
| This week's episode opens with a special message for Tears For Fears dual front man, Curt Smith. There's Ask Boydie; Daniel bemoans the discontinuation of his shampoo and conditioner, which carries echoes of 2000's Blue Band margarine demise; Micky laments his high voice; new feature, 'Rows with my Girlfriends' opens with the Long Valley Road; Daniel apologises to the people of the Seychelles; Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong is back and this week, North London's finest is talking about the lack of space on the tube; comedienne and writer Roisin Rae is too old for Top Shop; And there's Mickelleneous and Micky's word of the week.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Comedy, stand up, London, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Tears For Fears, Curt Smith, Football weekly, podcast, Sabotage Times, Micky Boyd, | ||||
| / | 0:46:21 | 128kbps | 44100 | 42.53 MB | |
| Toilet Bingo is back; meanwhile Micky makes an emotional appeal on behalf of Daniel who requires a work reference before he can move out of the hotel; and Micky also tells us why swimming is unhygienic; Daniel gives us a history of seminal 80s US Cop Drama 'Kid Cop' which ran for 12 years...in his head; comedienne and writer with the unpronouncable name, Roisin Rae, is back and this week she's talking about being a vegan and why she's sticking with the hula hoops; and there's regular favourites, Ask Boydie & Mickellaneous.
Growing old and they don't like it Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Hill Street Blues,Drama,Stand Up,Sabotage Times,funny,life,work,London,Daniel Ruiz Tizon,Micky Boyd,Roisin Rae,Football Weekly | ||||
| / | 0:47:40 | 128kbps | 44100 | 43.73 MB | |
| The very funny but ultimately doomed podcast returns with Daniel still trying to rein in the shambolic maverick Micky, confronting him over his intro for show 14, so bad it had to be edited out.
Can Cindy Penney become the first listener to successfully defend her Toilet Bingo title? Fat man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong talks about the horrors of having to do people favours; more Good Looks this week with journalist Jon M Welch telling us how to pull off one handed can opening; the Towel Man makes a spectacular entrance - you'll never leave the sport centre without showering again; Ask Boydie - Micky answers your questions; comedienne Roisin Rae on being a housewife; 'Daniel and The Boom Box' - more Rows with my Girlfriends; and of course, Mickellaneous.
Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Sabotage Times, Micky Boyd, Roisin Rae, comedy, life, work, London, hotels, toilets, stand up, temping, footb | ||||
| / | 0:43:44 | 128kbps | 44100 | 40.13 MB | |
| Micky's snowed in this week so Roisin Rae takes over co-presenting duties and Daniel struggles to adapt to her professionalism.
Meanwhile, can @SillyCasper become the first Toilet Bingo champion to successfully defend their title? Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong struggles to select the ingedients for his lunchtime sandwich; Daniel and Roisin try to come up with what their action doll figures would look like, before discussing how open one should be when declaring savings to your partners; there's Ask Boydie, and Roisin makes her Mickellaneous debut.
Growing old & they don't like it. Growing old & they don't like it keywords: stand up,comedy,Roisin Rae,Daniel Ruiz Tizon,Micky Boyd,Sabotage Times, London,work,life,hotel, recession, football weekly | ||||
| / | 0:54:28 | 128kbps | 44100 | 49.96 MB | |
| Daniel finally prepares to leave the hotel as his 18-week stay in room 11 draws to an end. The guys look at the impact hotel life's had on the show and more importantly, Daniel's life.
There's Toilet Bingo, can Wowser become the first champion to successfully defend his title? Comedienne and writer Roisin Rae tells us about her very boring dreams; Micky relives his raving years that never actually happened; there's the new Good Looks Challenge where this week Daniel pits his public meltdown phone call against Gareth Dorrian's 'Traffic Messiah'; the Towel Man eulogises about strong back muscles and cleft chins and regulars Ask Boydie and Mickellaneous complete this week's show.
Growing old & they don't like it keywords: Towel Man, stand up, comedy, football weekly, sabotagetimes, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Micky Boyd, podcast, iTunes, Guardian, London | ||||
| / | 1:00:10 | 128kbps | 44100 | 55.18 MB | |
| The Christmas Special asks how did you find out Father Christmas didn’t exist? Daniel pits his talking down a suicide jumper from a bridge against Cindy’s confident breakfast cooking in the latest Good Looks Challenge; There’s poor conversations that aren’t going anywhere; Roisin Rae tries not to confuse her kids at Christmas; Fat Man Stuart Armstrong meanwhile has bolted to Spain to flee the festivities whilst Micky fields a very awkward question in Ask Boydie.
Growing old and they don’t like it.
Growing old & they don't like it keywords: Comedy, stand up, sabotage times, football weekly, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Roisin Rae, Micky Boyd, London, work, love, life, stand up | ||||
| / | 0:58:28 | 128kbps | 44100 | 53.62 MB | |
| This week, troubled anchor Daniel travels to Putney to look at the peculiar role SW15 played in his fall.
With stand in co-host 9-year-old Louis, and including regulars Toilet Bingo, Fat Man on a Couch, Mickellaneous, and the return of FM Officer Simon Bruce.
Growing old and they don't like it Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Putney, comedy, stand up, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Stuart Armstrong, life , London, relationships, beds, showers, Sabotage Times | ||||
| / | 0:20:29 | 128kbps | 44100 | 18.84 MB | |
| Modern man Micky attempts to ween himself off Facebook and brings the arts to this week's show. Meanwhile, Micky's dog Marley is getting bigger and stressing out south London's arch slacker. Growing old and they don't like it keywords: Sabotage Times, comedy, stand up, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, podcast, BBC, comedy, Chortle, Football Weekly, London, Life, Funny | ||||
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